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Month: March 2011

  • “Sob” It Out

    And so it comes to this, dear readers. My book has a new title. “Autopornography” is apparently the title of another book. So I have elected to change it to “Sob” for clear and obvious reasons. The clear and obvious reasons being that sobbing is a passion and a hobby. And thankfully, I have so…

  • Licking of Dead Toes

    there will be no licking of my dead toes I hope I have the exact opposite of a foot fetish and would prefer socked or brown house-shoed feet unless I’ve recently had a pedicure but still please no licking if that’s alright with you I’d be happy to be dead and gloomy for all eternity…