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Month: September 2010

  • Tomorrow Is My Last Day of Work

    The hours are winding down counting down simultaneously counting up to the start up time lengthening and widening it’s time to pass Go and collect my $200

  • Blog Bryan Has Insisted I Write For Some Time Now

    Things my dogs have eaten:  My pristine Blackberry 8530. My Emmie chewed right through the ALT button and I had to buy me a whole new phone because a broken ALT button means you can’t properly punctuate texts and emails. (Did you know that new 8530s are $500??)  My Blackberry phone charger …

  • Approximation of the Conversation Bindo and I Had Via Facebook Just the Other Day

    MedicatedLady: who let the dogs out, bindo? Bindo: I love dogs and sunshine and butterflies. I welcomed the sun’s light this morning and rejoiced in the sound of birds’ singing. ML: What? Are you okay? B: I love puppies! ML: You’re using exclamations points these days? B: For the sake of puppies, yes! You have…

  • Hollow

    My esophagus feels hollow which makes no sense does it it’s not a cavity but an empty artery that’s supposed to be empty so why the hollowness feels so alien shuddering with my heartache is a mystery even webMD can’t seem to solve.

  • Palsy

    She had involuntary movements of her hand and neck the kind that makes an observer wonder exactly what the difference is between a palsy and a tic.

  • Tap Tap Tappedy Tap

    [Alas, it’s been a while. It’s not that I’ve grown away from you, dear reader; it’s that I’m a tap dancing fool who has to tap-tap-tap it out. I think you understand.] The shake-a-shake down: I just got a new job. I don’t have any new puppies. I recently got my hair did. I recently…